Anonymous asked: I heard you're going into surgery...what?
not me. My dog you idiot
Anonymous asked: Are you still having sex with Jess?
My hand is the only person I am having sex with
Anonymous asked: shut up, you introduced me to her when I ran into you two in the mall like 2 years ago
You have me mistaken for someone else
Anonymous asked: Are you friends with Gabby Guancione?
I have no idea who that woman is
Anonymous asked: Where are you going this summer?
Fiji for 2 weeks after school ends, 14 days in Jamaica, and then 3 weeks in Vermont for a music camp